By Laura Grimes
JoJo knocked on a door to see if anyone would play. It turned out to be this place:
The queen wasn’t home. Though it’s possible she just didn’t hear JoJo’s little knock. (Photo courtesy of that most excellent of photographers, Wikipedia, who obviously isn’t hampered by The Wimpy Camera.)
JoJo was mildly disappointed, but he was quickly distracted by some guys who wear chia pets on their heads …
… and assault guns on their shoulders. They switched chia pet guys and then the new guy had to stand there perfectly still for, like, a whole hour. Not the kind of job you want after eating scallops and chocolate milk.