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So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra …

By Bob Hicks

You might have noted that today is April 1, also known as April Fool’s Day.

No foolin': Thirty-five grand worth of mouse.That accounts for the headline above.

But we’re not foolin’ about the picture. Artdaily reports here that this 1932 poster of Mickey Mouse, when he was a mere mouseling only 4 years old, pulled in $35,850 in a recent Heritage Auctions sale of vintage movie posters. Overall, the auction notched $1.5 million in sales, which also included a 1953 Paramount half-sheet for The War of the Worlds and a primo 1938 Boris Karloff Frankenstein.

Here at Art Scatter World Headquarters we can think of other ways to drop 35 grand — a term or two of college tuition for one of the Large Smelly Boys, for instance. But we admire the passion that drives a collector to such extremes.

If the folks at Disney will pardon the expression, that’s a mighty mouse.

One question: Is it OK to tack it to the bedroom wall?

April Fool, we think: News from the Twits abroad

puckcoverBritish newspapers have this thing called a sense of humor, a quality generally unknown to the American Daily Blat, which is a fine if sorely troubled institution but not one generally known for its wit. So when special days roll around — and what day is more special than April Fool’s Day? — it’s good to look east across the puddle for a well-pulled prank.

Today the Guardian announced that, after 188 years as a printed publication, it is changing to an all-Twitter format. Any story can be told in 140 characters, its editors observe, in a story that takes up considerably more words than that. Read it here.

“Sceptics have expressed concerns that 140 characters may be insufficient to capture the full breadth of meaningful human activity,” the Guardian newsprint story reports, “but social media experts say the spread of Twitter encourages brevity, and that it ought to be possible to convey the gist of any message in a tweet.

“For example, Martin Luther King’s legendary 1963 speech on the steps of the Lincoln memorial appears in the Guardian’s Twitterised archive as ‘I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by’, eliminating the waffle and bluster of the original.”

You’ll want to read the whole festive fraud yourself, but I can’t resist excerpting some of the Guardian’s rewritten stories from its morgue (that’s an old news hacks’ term for library; unfortunately, these days in the journalism business it has other resonances as well):

1927
OMG first successful transatlantic air flight wow, pretty cool! Boring day
otherwise *sigh*

1963
“JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?”

1989
Berlin Wall falls! Majority view of Twitterers = it’s a historic moment! What do you think??? Have your say